Anti-Corruption Handouts? Grab Your Copy Now

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‘QUICK GUIDE TO FIGHTING CORRUPTION: A STEP BY STEP APPROACH’- [SIMPLIFIED EDITION]
[AUTHOR: GEJ, THE PRESIDENCY; PUBLISHED BY: TRANSFORMATION AGENDA PUBLICATIONS; DISTRIBUTED BY: BREATHE OF FRESH AIR COMMUNICATIONS; MARKETED BY: NEIGHBOUR TO NEIGHBOUR WHOLESALES LTD]
• Vehemently reject public declaration of your assets – ‘you don’t give a damn!
• Protect Subsidy and Crude Oil Thieves
• Indict petty Subsidy thieves; while protecting the ‘majors’ and those aiding and abetting them in government and the MDAs
• Arrest and parade petty crude oil thieves; while protecting their main sponsors
• Set up audit, probe and investigative committees, and promptly proceed to disregard their findings and recommendations
• Uncover 45,000 Ghost workers from assessment of 159,000 workforce; and fail to uncover those collecting the N100bn in annual ghost-salaries
• Award without due process and secrecy coastline, waterways, and pipelines protection multi-billion naira contracts to Ex-Militant Generals in your kitchen cabinet.
• Use armed troops, armed police and surveillance helicopters to disperse Anti-Corruption protesters
• Arrest and harass Anti-Corruption Protest organisers
• Reward renowned thieves and treasury looters with choice and juicy board appointments
• Enter into plea bargain arrangements with convicted treasury looters
• Pardon notorious Bandits and Pirates convicted of pillaging the treasury
PUBLIC DISCLAIMER/CAVEAT EMPTOR:
‘Let us remind the Pardoners and the Pardonees that this and past Generations of Treasury Looters Shall not go Unpunished, as long, and as soon as We TAKE BACK NIGERIA! #DPSR
Disclaimer Issued By – DPSR

Written and Circulated By Jaye Gaskia: 13-03-13

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